hey, hey, you, you.
he’S SO HAPPY LOOKING LIKE HELLO I AM SNAKE I LOVE YOU
some cats are different.
HOW TO HANDLE FINALS
HOW TO HANDLE LIFE
this has been my favorite video on the internet for 7 years
she is SIXTEEN
she also got shot in the HEAD and LIVED
the single most accurate description of this movie i have seen
keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit
Wheatley parked himself in the sink and Angie got really offended
true love is having a crush on him even after he got a haircut
the female mind is a very strange place.
No one’s denying it
my type of public transportation
“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”
I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.
my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone
Brought my new puppy Charlie into work the other day. Had to follow the employee dress code
i just slammed my fists on the table
hbgjvzdbrfghjzbd i really really want one
Zoomed out while taking a picture of my Christmas tree
THE CHEER HAS REACHED CRITICAL MASS
wE’RE ENTERING WARP DRIVE